Drawing the babes (and the dudes...)

Major scientific studies have been conducted so that we may understand a woman's personality based on what she drinks. The published results are condensed for you now.

Her Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Her Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying, a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

Her Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows exactly what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her, if she's interested, she'll send you a drink.

Her Drink: Wine - (does not include White Zinfandel, see below)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet sometimes she giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel, walk on beaches and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Her Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue.
Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is.... this should be an easy target.

Her Drink: Shots of tequila, bourbon or peach schnapps
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed this evening. Nothing to do but wait.

Then there is the MALE addendum. The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: Limited resources but he wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and he wants to get laid.
Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a shit about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance of getting laid by the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay and he wants to get laid.

A little humor from the old days of the internet...

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